NAME | SYNOPSIS | DESCRIPTION | OPTIONS | EXIT CODES | SEE ALSO | AVAILABILITY |
kale.stedman(8) System Administration kale.stedman(8)
kale.stedman - totes awesome at that linux thing
kale.stedman [options]
kale.stedman is pretty good at making things work. Usually they're technical problems, but can also be human issues that are solved through technology. Currently, the scope of influence is large-scale monitoring for online video game services, but kale.stedman can likely be cleverly invoked through its various [options] to solve a variety of issues.
-L, --lead Specify kale.stedman to operate in a leadership context. Currently the default mode as of September 1, 2015 when kale.stedman was promoted to NOC Team Lead. -S, --solve Operate kale.stedman in solutions mode, wherein the primary goal is to solve the problem at hand, which almost certainly means diving deeper than the superficial error. This operation may take some time to complete but should always return success. -H, --hack language Originally designed as a --develop mode, the feature has been scaled back due to scope creep. Currently works for language python and bash, with best-effort support for other languages. -T, --teach Invokes kale.stedman in teaching mode, designed to assist junior admins in honing their troubleshooting skills through 1-on-1 mentoring, guided study, and direct support and encouragement of personal projects and goals.
The exit code returned by kale.stedman is 0 when all went well, and 1 when something went very, very wrong.
linkedin tech.superhappykittymeow.com @kalemeow
kale.stedman is currently employed full-time and not looking for any opportunities.
personal-page November 2015 kale.stedman(8)